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    Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
    9:55 am
    she moves me
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    I'm borderline obsessed with this girl right here.
    Too bad she lives all the way in Ukraine.

    *sigh*
    why does all the good ones live so far away?

    Current Mood: hopeful
    8:52 am
    fam fam
    the best parties are the ones with your family....
    ALL 50 OF THEM!
    Cousins from my mom and dad side, brother in laws, mom, mom in law, sister, nieces and nephews..BEST EVER!

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    first time ever getting drunk with my OLDER brother ...yes thats my older brother not my younger sister LOL.

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    My gangsta cuzzos


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    Chillin with cuzzo Khong

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    Cuzzo Lover ......yes hes a lover not a fighter. hahah

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    Cuzzo Lana whooo I haven't seen in over 4years!

    I've finally accomplished one thing in my life. And thats getting drunk with each and everyone of my family member! even my mom in law offered me a shot!
    woohoo!

    Current Mood: accomplished
    Current Music: klaxons- magick
    Thursday, August 30th, 2007
    6:46 am
    recently
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    5days vacation.....and this is what i choose to do -_-

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    I've replaced my pinky for a vibrator!

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    yeah , looks awkward now doesn't it?
    .......its a nosehair trimmer...ok guys. :/

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    a gift from a special someone. :]

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    more to be added soon

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    death by _____________?

    Current Mood: awake
    Current Music: BECK!
    Tuesday, July 24th, 2007
    12:35 pm
    I like you


    Current Mood: awake
    Current Music: manu chao
    Wednesday, July 11th, 2007
    5:13 pm
    set to kill
    what would you do if you found out your roommate stole all your money?...

    Current Mood: curious
    Tuesday, February 6th, 2007
    5:14 pm
    broken home
    theres an eviction notice on my door.

    Current Music: pj harvey
    3:15 am
    shake it!
    its 3:15 A.M ...and i feel like dancing!



    hold my hand and dance with me!

    Current Mood: horny
    Current Music: Yelle
    Friday, February 2nd, 2007
    10:39 am
    If you find my wallet floating around somewhere...please let me know if you find it -_-.

    its black misfits wallet...I have my I.D, Social, cash.. my check.....and a 2year old unused condom. @_@.

    I think i just got Repo'd ................................



    Current Mood: distressed
    Wednesday, January 31st, 2007
    10:47 am
    question marks
    you tease me all this time.

    yet you never told me about ...him.

    i always fall for the wrong ones.

    Current Mood: confused
    Current Music: only if..only if
    Friday, January 26th, 2007
    8:46 pm
    back and forth
    (i don't like to be back)
    You see things in life
    And you're bit surprise what you see
    Life, your whole life, is changes
    You go through changes in your life
    One second you've got it made
    Next second you're down in the dumps
    And it goes back and forth
    Throughout your whole life
    One second you've got the most beautiful girl in the world
    Next second you don't even have a girlfriend no more
    And it goes back and forth
    And back and forth, you know?
    And this is life man, it's changes
    This is what you gotta go through throughout your whole lifetime
    I'm going through changes
    I'm going through changes
    I'm going through changes
    And it goes back and forth
    And back and forth, you know?
    Never...
    Never...
    Land...

    Current Mood: drunk
    Current Music: drum beats
    Thursday, January 25th, 2007
    10:46 pm
    damaged goods
    Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
    But I know it's only lust

    Current Mood: lonely
    Friday, July 14th, 2006
    10:51 pm
    oh so lonesome
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    my room is empty.

    please someone stay with me?

    *whomp whomp*

    Current Mood: lonely
    Current Music: yeah yeah yeahs- cheated hearts
    Tuesday, June 6th, 2006
    5:14 pm
    check
    Full time job ..check
    my own place....check
    Birthday plan....double check!

    mmm yes...life is good. :)

    -Betty

    Current Mood: happy
    Current Music: the cramps- can your pussy do the dog
    Saturday, April 1st, 2006
    10:26 am
    you've been fooled!
    April Fool
    _mrzebrasells your kidneys on Ebay.
    captainpoodleglues your elderly relatives to your bedroom ceiling.
    fooumademegaybuys you a Russian Bride.
    liquidtrendsmiles. All the time.
    maguro_tofupaints your Russian Bride orange.
    misa88trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
    saiko_capsuleshaves your car.
    seniliaeggs your cat.
    shakinmynerdslegally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
    sinisterscreamshas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
    Prank Me


    Current Mood: awake
    Current Music: the shins
    Tuesday, March 28th, 2006
    5:31 am
    tampons works wonders

    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tampons!

    1. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but tampons can not.
    2. Baskin Robbins once made tampons flavoured ice cream.
    3. During severe windstorms, tampons may sway several feet to either side.
    4. During World War II, Americans tried to train tampons to drop bombs.
    5. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted tampons.
    6. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than tampons.
    7. In its entire life, tampons will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
    8. Tampons was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
    9. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on tampons!
    10. Two grams of tampons provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
    I am interested in - do tell me about


    Current Mood: tired
    Current Music: sigur ros
    Friday, February 24th, 2006
    9:55 am
    I love...
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    white girls..since the day I was born.
    @_@

    hah, I dunno..just wanted to post this pic up :).

    Current Mood: chipper
    Current Music: Bebe- Siempre Me Quedara
    Saturday, February 18th, 2006
    8:20 pm
    and the conclusion is
    My brother is the dumbest guy I have ever met in my entire life!

    Yes after 21 years...

    Current Mood: infuriated
    Sunday, February 12th, 2006
    2:18 pm
    quite an interesting test..
    The Keys to Your Heart

    You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.

    In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

    You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

    You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

    Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.

    Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

    You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.

    In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.


    very true...for the most part.

    Current Mood: blank
    Current Music: portishead
    Friday, February 10th, 2006
    8:53 pm
    stolen from ari...
    Your Five Factor Personality Profile

    Extroversion:

    You have low extroversion.
    You are quiet and reserved in most social situations.
    A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you.
    You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people.

    Conscientiousness:

    You have low conscientiousness.
    Impulsive and off the wall, you don't take life too seriously.
    Unfortunately, you sometimes end up regretting your snap decisions.
    Overall, you tend to lack focus, and it's difficult for you to get important things done.

    Agreeableness:

    You have high agreeableness.
    You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
    Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
    You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.

    Neuroticism:

    You have high neuroticism.
    It's easy for you to feel shaken, worried, or depressed.
    You often worry, and your worries prevent you from living life fully.
    You tend to be emotionally reactive and moody. Your either flying very high or feeling very low.

    Openness to experience:

    Your openness to new experiences is medium.
    You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.
    But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
    You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue.


    whoa....correcto-mundo

    Current Mood: grateful
    Current Music: go betty go
    7:02 pm
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